actually, I'm a sock model
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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