So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
