He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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