Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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