You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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