this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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