I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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