My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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