Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize