there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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