I wanna bring you to show and tell
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
