My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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