Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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