in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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