I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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