OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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