I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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