Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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