I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He kissed a someone with a penis
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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