Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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