Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i drank out of a bidet.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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