I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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