i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
