Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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