those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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