youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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