I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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