thus making me awesome and them whores
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
