Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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