She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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