Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
These tits shall not be calmed
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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