what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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