No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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