I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What a dumb baby whore.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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