I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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