We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So I just went to clothing optional bar
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize