so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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