and she was petting her beer can
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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