so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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