Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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