he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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