I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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