apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize