I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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