Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All I want is dick and wine.
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