haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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