It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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