How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
