evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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