Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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