He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just googled if crying burns calories
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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