Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I need help removing her.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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