Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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