My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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