who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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