yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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